1-2-3-4.
My father lives in Arabia
And I live right here at my school.
I took his plane to Columbia
So I could sail at my school (?).
It's weird at my school
Weird at my school [3X].
My mother's glad that I am here
So she can visit my school.
I can't believe she's so pretty
I'm a son of a bitch at my school.
Weird at my school [4X].
And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor
She lives far away from the doors of my school.
And often times, you know I fantasize
That I have s*x with the nuns at my school.
It's weird at my school
Weird at my school [7X]