Birds are dumb cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don? t see you eating a talking bird.
Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh
But so do kids and elderly
I don? t see you chop of an old man? s feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them.
No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don? t have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to thin about it they don? t have a face.
They have no face, no place for ears
There? s no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spixal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery.
Although the world could be more selfish
I guess it? s alright to eat shellfish.
No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
I could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don? t think they do, clams have feelings too